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June 12, 2003
Fertility Rights Denied
Here in Atlanta for the wedding of a good friend. We shall see some rice fly. I don't think that it's illegal here as it is in NYC. Evidently the pigeon lobby figured out that rice expands and blows out the little pigeon bellies, and so got legislation passed.
I wonder how true this is. If indeed rice is deadly to pigeons it could put the manufacturers of those metal spikes that disgrace restaurants out of business - not to mention the guys who make plastic owls. So much the better, says me.
I haven't determined whether or not to take my batchelor bud to one of Atlanta's dancing establishments. It's an old habit that I have broken, so what is the point of introducing someone to a bad habit, especially since I know this guy doesn't even drink, much less carouse.
If the purpose of life is to reproduce and we all live past the age of reproduction, what is the point of getting married in one's thirties? It's entirely social - we need to have someone to play with our reproductive instincts safely. Expensive.
Posted by mbowen at June 12, 2003 08:08 AM
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