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July 30, 2003

Suckers

Vampires don't want to believe that the sun hurts. So I imagine that every once in a while, they peek out at the sunrise with contempt. They know it's coming, they know it's simple and ridiculous, but they do it anyway and they get burned. The next thing you know their wife is slapping them on the back of the head while bandaging up their eyeballs and forehead. "What were you thinking?"

I don't know, I just wanted to see..

Didn't you know what was going to happen?

Yeah I guess, but, you know I was just curious.

Curious! Didn't you have any clue that you're not supposed to do that? It just messes you up. Think about the consequences of your actions sometimes. Now I have to nurse you back to health.

But, it just gets in my head and..

And you have to go and remind yourself how painful it is.

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OK. Now. You're an American. Go ahead and watch this. But remember, it's going to mess you up.

Posted by mbowen at July 30, 2003 05:22 PM

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A friend from new york sent this to me. of course he is 3 hours ahead so I got it at 7 AM. Yes, like the vampire staring into the sun, I watched it. And like the vampire, my eyes burned with tears. what a way to start the day!

Posted by: joseph at July 31, 2003 04:34 PM