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February 21, 2004

Bane of Baristas

Everything you know about Starbucks is wrong. Surprise.

People, please. Here are a few things to keep in mind. We are required to put sleeves on the hot cups and lids on all cups. We could get fired if we don't, because Starbucks could be sued if we don't. We do reserve the right to charge you extra when you ask for a whole fucking tube of caramel. We do reserve the right to hate you immensely if you want a Frappuccino, because those are the bane of every Barista's existence.

Thanks whiteboy.

Posted by mbowen at February 21, 2004 10:44 AM

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